Monday, January 18, 2010

Flying Blind: A Song for Airport 'Security'

Fly me to the States
And pat me down for hidden bombs.
Make me take my shoes off
As a way to quell our qualms.
In other words--waste of time.
In other words--it's jihadis.

Fill your heads with crap
About unfair "profiling"
Scrutinize that granny--
Don't ask what they're worshipping.
In other words, have no clue.
In other words, they hate you (and me, too).

4 comments:

  1. Other than your unfortunate meeting with the airport "security" person, I hope the rest of you trip went well.

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  2. I liked it a lot. But maybe it's time for something a little bit more up-tempo. Everybody Sing!!

    (In Teheran, Mohammed's king
    When nut gets bomb here's what they say)...


    When schrapnel hits your eye and you feel like to die
    That's Jihadi

    (That's Jihadi!)


    When the world starts to shake like a big earthaquake

    That's Jihadi !

    (That's Jihadi!)

    Alarms ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
    And you'll be one scared fella (One scared fella)


    Hearts will pump thumpa thumpa thump, thumpa thumpa thump
    Like a Saudi oil wella

    Run like Hella



    When the streets fill with goons over silly cartoons
    That's Jihadi

    (That's Jihadi!)

    When your car is in flames cuz of Asian youth games

    You'll now walk



    With a cloud in the sky, many innocents die

    Moms and Daddies
    Pardon moi, there's no law and it sticks in my craw this Jihadi

    Jihadi

    That's Jihadi!

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