Monday, January 18, 2010

Flying Blind: A Song for Airport 'Security'

Fly me to the States
And pat me down for hidden bombs.
Make me take my shoes off
As a way to quell our qualms.
In other words--waste of time.
In other words--it's jihadis.

Fill your heads with crap
About unfair "profiling"
Scrutinize that granny--
Don't ask what they're worshipping.
In other words, have no clue.
In other words, they hate you (and me, too).


Pamela Geller said...

u da bomb

scaramouche said...

Thanks, Pamela.

Gary K. said...

Other than your unfortunate meeting with the airport "security" person, I hope the rest of you trip went well.

Unknown said...

I liked it a lot. But maybe it's time for something a little bit more up-tempo. Everybody Sing!!

(In Teheran, Mohammed's king
When nut gets bomb here's what they say)...

When schrapnel hits your eye and you feel like to die
That's Jihadi

(That's Jihadi!)

When the world starts to shake like a big earthaquake

That's Jihadi !

(That's Jihadi!)

Alarms ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll be one scared fella (One scared fella)

Hearts will pump thumpa thumpa thump, thumpa thumpa thump
Like a Saudi oil wella

Run like Hella

When the streets fill with goons over silly cartoons
That's Jihadi

(That's Jihadi!)

When your car is in flames cuz of Asian youth games

You'll now walk

With a cloud in the sky, many innocents die

Moms and Daddies
Pardon moi, there's no law and it sticks in my craw this Jihadi


That's Jihadi!