Abhorent, Hellacious and Porous Is He

The SpongeJihadiBombPants theme song:

Oh, who studied at Wollogong U in Dubai?
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Who flamed out at marytdom on his first try?
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If Jihadist nonsense be something you read--
SpongeJihadiBombPants!--
Then ignite your undies, make infidels bleed.
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SpongeJihadiBombPants!
SpongeJihadi
BombPants!