O Globe &Mail, O Globe & Mail, Your Parodies are Crappy

Instead of an editorial slamming Prime Minister Stephen Harper, the G&M has an editorial in the form of a song parody slamming Prime Minister Stephen Harper (along with other lame-o seasonal parodies):

Here come Tory claws, here come Tory claws,
Rip that jugular vein.
When Dick Colvin said
Torture reared its head,
Tories called him insane.
Their opprobrium
Dripped all over him,
Though his story rang true.
Facts to disinter?
Blame the messenger.
That's what Tory claws do.

Kind of like Cole Porter--if Cole had a tin ear and a penchant for the macabre.