Once in a Weil

Sing it, Bobby:

Oh, the Shias have nice nukes, dear
And they stand up tall and proud.
Not too long now till bombs away, babe
And a great big mushroom cloud.

When the Shias press a button
That old Jew-state's gonna disappear.
Fancy dance, yes, that old soft shoe, babe,
Is how we got from there to here.

Now in the White House, snowy mornin’,
Sits a leader who's had lots of grief.
Someone's speakin', telepromptered,
Could that someone be Rack the Naïf?

A-there's a jet plane way off in Zion don’tcha know
With a payload that'll do the work.
Make the Jews do the heavy liftin'.
Five'll get ya ten young Rack's a jerk.

Now, d'ja hear ‘bout Jimmy Baker?
He disappeared, babe
After makin' up that NIE report.
Now the UN's new nuke watchdog says to watch out,
We're fallin' short.

Now, genocidal Ayatollah,
Sheikh Nasrallah hope to overwhelm.
Yes, the lies form on the left, babe,
Now that Racky's at the helm.

Genocidal Ayatollah,
Sheik Nasrallah hope to overwhelm.
Yes, the lies form on the left, babe,
Now that Racky's at the helm.
Look out young Rack's at the helm!