Get Peeled, Ban

Ban Ki-Moon (or should we call him Ban Annan--or better yet, Banana?) says Gaza is suffering because of Israel's blockade (placing the blame for the suffering on the Jews, not Hamas, natch).

Update: The Gaza jihadis sing Van the Man:

Well, it's a marvelous day for Ki-Moon's rants
'Bout how "Gazans" are "suffering" so.
A fantabulous time for a tap dance,
Round and round past the jihad he'll go.
All the world is lined up in our corner
Freakin' out 'bout the Jews' infamy.
Building stuff and blockading--those meanies.
They're the bad guys as all can agree.
And everytime they fight back
Send a judge to the scene.
And soon enough we'll get right back
To trashing Zion--know wha' I mean?
Can't we just get more good P.R. from Moon, m'dear?
Can't we just hope and pray the Jews'll disappear?...