I Love You, Mark Steyn

Because only you can write stuff like this:

Canada is now a land where taxpayer-funded Jew-haters call for a new Holocaust - with impunity. This happened on your watch, Bernie Farber - while you were busy throwing awards dinners for Richard Warmfront saluting him as All-Time Greatest Human Rights Activist Of All Time. So now that we're advancing remorselessly from the spirited debate of Israeli Apartheid Week through the cheery exchange of ideas of "Jewish child, you're gonna fuckin' die!" to the multicultural outreach of machete attacks (and at Bernie Farber's alma mater, too), what's the official position of the Canadian Jewish Congress?

"Maybe we should consider the impact that words can have in accelerating the argument..."

And this:

Of course. That's the CJC's answer. We need to give more powers to the Canadian "Human Rights" Commission, which will be able to spend even more money going after Steyn and Levant and Marc Lemire and the Treasurer of the Dead Beaver Creek League of White Supremacists, in care of his mum's basement, 27b Dufferin Street. Meanwhile, the Islamo-leftist alliance will metastasize in the heart of every multicultural metropolis until every event in the lives of Canadian Jewry - in synagogues and schools and community centres - has to be held behind guards and barricades (as it does already in parts of Europe).

So awful. And yet so horribly funny. (The very definition of "Jewish" humour, a specialty of the non-Jew with the Jewy-sounding name.) If I haven't come right out and said so before, thanks for that, Mark.