It's a Bird. It's a Plane. It's Supercommissar!

Is there no "human rights" stone our province's head Commissar Barabara Hall, B.A, LL.B, Ph.D (hon), is prepared to leave unturned in her quest for Ontaritopian perfection? Apparently, not. Here she is (kapow!), admonishing Toronto for its insufficiently "human rights"-hewing zoning bylaws. (She wants us, Canada's largest city, to be more like--wait for it--Sarnia.) There she is (zowie!), trying to ensure "human rights" in retirement homes. And, perhaps most pro-actively at all, observe, awestruck, dumbfounded, as she (zap!) makes police biz her biz, thereby ensuring that more and more previously overlooked "victim groups" will join "Nazis" and "shiksas" on the e'er expanding and seemingly limitless "victim group" roster.

Why, it's almost as if the woman were superhuman, or something.