Ceeb Spin Misses the Story

The Ceeb claims that batty old Helen Thomas, hyper-and-unaccountably revered doyenne of the White House press corps, resigned over what it calls some "Israel comments". In fact, she, ahem, "resigned" because she outed herself as an out-and-out-Jew-hater. Here, I've captured it in a clerihew:

Helen Thomas
Made a promise.
She vowed to assist the Palestinian cause despite
The sad reality it had turned her into a raving anti-Semite.