Damn Jihadis

Here's a new song parody from LATMA, the satirical Israeli site that brought you "We Con the World" (before it was yanked off YouTube due to--wink--copyright infringement. (h/t TS)

And here's my latest, a reworking of a sultry number from Damn Yankees:

Whatever Hamas wants,
Hamas gets
And "Entity"
It's plain to see
It wants you.
Our message is succint:
Be extinct.
And in a wink
All our work will be through.
We always get what we aim for
And your swift demise
Is what we came for.
Whatever Hamas wants,
Hamas gets,
And infidel,
You can tell we want you.
There's no exception to the rules.
Once Islam's come the land's ours, fools!
Give in! Give in! Give in!

Update: Another one from Damn Jihadis:

You gotta have hate.
All you really need is hate.
When the kafirs sayin' they don't believe
That's when you conflagrate.
You gotta have ire.
That'll get you high'r and high'r.
Seethe 'n' rage'll start your juices a-flow
So you can go light a fire.
When the Zionists' are yelling
'Bout your terroristic moves
Mister, you can start your kvelling,
Get into the jihad groove
(There's nothing' to it but to do it)
You've gotta have hate.
Gobs and gobs and gobs of hate.
Oh, it's fine to blame the Juden, mais oui,
History's sealed their fate.
First you gotta have hate...