How Do You Say "Chutzpah" in Farsi?

Here's how: Iran, which plans to wipe Israel off the map once it produces a nuke or two, has "altruistically" offered up its Revolutionary Guard, the guys ensuring no one lays a hand on Iran's theo-thugocrats, to escort the next boat that wants to break the Gaza blockade (Gaza being in the grip of Hamas, which is as desperate to get rid of the Jews as Iran is, and which acts as a Mini Me, one of several, to Iran, a.k.a. Dr. Evil. Best (that is, worst) of all, Ceeb radio reports the story as if that's an eminently reasonable offer and not, you know, bleeping insane.