Our National Anthem

Oh, Canada,
We love "diversity"--
The kind that's puveyed
By "unbiased" CBC.

Al Jazeera gets
A great big thumbs up
From the CRTC.
But now FOX is knockin'
At the door--
Can't have that,
It's "scary".

Oh, Canada,
Trudeaupian and lame
Oh, Canada,
Why must we think the same?
Oh, Canada,
Why must we think the same?