Ship Ahoy!

The UN is moving full speed ahead with plans to investigate North Korea's deadly torpedoeing of a South Korean vessel.

Just pulling your leg, of course. As per usual, the only incident the UN is keen to probe is one involving the Jews.

Update: Ban Ki sings Bobby:

Somewhere, beyond the OIC,
Somewhere, plain as can be,
The caliphate is up-to-date
And wants the Jew-state to be sinkin'.

Somewhere, beyond the OIC,
Somewhere, it's up to me
To do what's "best" and pass its test
So that the Jew-state'll be sinkin'.

It's clear we'll persevere.
It's near--Is-ra-el's doom.
I know beyond a doubt
The UN'll be sinkin' it soon.

We'll meet, plot as before.
We'll seethe some more.
Happy we'll be, UN/OIC,
And ever again we'll be wailin'!