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I've decided that Queers Against Israeli Apartheid should be called Queers Against Casablanca Waters.

My rationale comes from the following exchange in the famous Bogie flick:

Rick: I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

To bring it up to date:

Queers: We came for the Israeli apartheid.
Jews: Apartheid? What apartheid? Israel is a democracy.
Queers: We were misinformed.

Hence Queers Against Casablanca Waters, something which, like Israeli apartheid, does not in fact exist.