A Preview of Coming Queries?

A few questions that may show up on Canada's "long" census form at some unspecified point in the future:

1. Have you ever (check all applicable boxes):

• been a Zionist
• been a racist
• been a climate change skeptic/denier
• said anything Barbara Hall would find rude/mean/nasty/sassy/disrespectful
• been critical of the Prophet Muhammad or any aspect of Islam

2. Did you vote in the last federal election?

3. If you did vote, who did you vote for?

4. If you didn't vote, why the heck not?

• couldn't be bothered
• forgot
• didn't know who to vote for
• didn't like who was running
• other

5. 'Agree' or 'disagree' with the following statements:

• Islam is a religion of peace.
• Jihad is an internal struggle to follow in God's path.
• That Pierre E. Trudeau was a frikkin' genius.
• All is for the best in this the best of all possible Trudeaupias.
• Muliculturalism rocks!
• Samosas and falafels are equally dee-lish/Abrahamic 'interfaith' confabs are delovely.

6. The most dangerous person in Canada is

• Mark Steyn*
• Ezra Levant
• Rex Murphy
• Jason Kenney
• Stephen Harper
• Kathy Shaidle
• Blazing Cat Fur
• who can choose just one?/it's the lot of 'em

(*lives in New Hampshire but was born in Canada and writes a disrespectful weekly column in Maclean's)