Ready for His Close Up

CNN reports that the lit'ler Hitler is offering to speak one-on-one with the, er, One. And, boy, does he have a lot to get off his puffed up widdle chest:

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is willing to hold one-on-one talks with U.S. President Barack Obama in September, he said Monday.

Ahmadinejad expects to visit New York then for the annual United Nations General Assembly meeting, he said at a speech in Tehran.

"I will be ready for talks, for one-on-one talks, with Mr. Obama in front of the media, of course," he said, posing the offer as a repeat of one he has been making to the U.S. president for years.

The White House did not immediately comment on the speech, which was carried live on Iran's government-backed Press TV.

Ahmadinejad made the offer in the course of attacking "Zionists," a term he uses to refer to Israel and Jews.

"Is the U.S. government influenced by Zionists or the other way around? He should make it clear which one is under the control of the other," Ahmadinejad said, dismissing "Zionists" as "a political party that handles wealth and money."

Yeah, Mr. President, which is it--are "the Jews" in charge or is youse in charge? Inquiring would-be-genocidaires wanna know.