It was 30 years ago today that a Holden Caulfied-besotted nutter gunned down John Lennon. In honour of the occasion--and to show how times have changed from then to now--I have rewritten this:
Picture yourself in a line at the airport
With thousands of people who're waiting to fly.
Suddenly somebody's prodding your privates
Because of that Pantybomb guy.
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Cannot be carried on board.
Look for the kook with jihad in his eyes
Or you'll 'splode.
Goosing Lucy's thighs; no fly lists.
Goosing Lucy's thighs; no fly lists.
Goosing Lucy's thighs; no fly lists.
Ah...Ah...
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