"We do not know what is Iran's state of mind," bleats an unnamed "source" who was privy to yesterday's EUnuch-Ayatollahville jaw-jaw in Geneva. Au contraire says--or rather sings--Mr. Joel:
Some folks like to hijack planes
Crash 'em into mainstays of kafir lands.
Plant a bomb in their undies, claim Allah commands.
We're makin' a statement in another way, you'll find.
We're in an Iran state of mind.
Seen all the Zionists and it makes us pissed
How they live and thrive.
Soon enough we will wipe 'em out;
Mahdi shall arrive.
We're the best and most righteous,
The greatest of our kind.
We're in an Iran state of mind.
It was so easy livin' year by year.
Stoning chicks a la the 'leventh century.
But now we need to flex our muscles here
So Shias rule, as it should be (woe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh).
Comes down to reality
And it's plain to see that they'll let us slide.
World's gonna jump on our Armageddon ride.
We'll keep on enrichin'
While they're bitchin' and they're blind.
We're in an Iran state of mind.
Update: Dumb headline of the day--Iran nuclear talks end on vague note. That's the EUnuchs for you--thick and "vague".
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