"She's Just a Woman Like Any Other"

Madonna's new "devout Muslim" boyfriend offers his sharia-compliant assessment of his new squeeze and all chicks.

Next up on Madonna's multiculti career path (which has including dabblings in Hinduism and Jewish mysticism): "reversion" and the burqa?

Update: Have you heard Madonna's latest hit?

Like a burqa,
Worn for the very first time.
Like a bur-ur-ur-ur-qa,
It's a gal bag, and who's in it? I'm...