The news that our demented national police force saw fit to apologize to the Muslim community for arresting a trio of wannabe shahids during "the holy month of Ramadan" inspired the following rewrite of an old Wings hit:
We're so sorry all you Muslims.
We're so sorry if we went and upset you.
We're so sorry all you Muslims,
But we're exquisitely mannered
And we haven't got a clue.
We're so sorry we kafirs disturbed your holy, holy time.
We're so sorry all you Muslims.
We're not even certain if those lads
Were gonna do that crime...
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