Hate Floats

Has the Israeli inquiry which ruled that Israel was within its rights to board that Turkish jihadi-humanitarian Gaza boat deterred future boatcapades? Hell, no. It has just been announced that two more "aid" boats will set sail on a sea of spleen come spring. From Ha'aretz:

..The decision, due to be officially announced later this week, comes as an Israeli committee of inquiry announced its finding that the naval commandos who raided last year's May flotilla acted in self-defense when they killed nine Turkish citizens on board its lead ship, the Mavi Marmara.

The Free Gaza activist who reported the planned flotillas, Kafr Kana resident Lubna Masarwa, who was on board the Mavi Marmara, said this year's convoys would have more ships and more volunteers, including politicians and well-known athletes and artists.

These will not be the first flotillas to set off for Gaza since the naval raid, which was followed last June by the Irish-flagged Rachel Corrie - a ship owned by the Free Gaza movement and named after a pro-Palestinian American activist crushed to death by an Israel Defense Forces bulldozer during a protest in Gaza.

Wait...you mean to say the poor girl was purposely flattened by an evil Jewdozer?

Oh, the humanity!

Speaking of which--and in keeping with the Sea Hitler theme--if they're looking for another chick name for one of their tubs, how about "Ilsa, Sea Wolf of the SS"?