It's the Perfect Blendship!

Here's a marriage made in Hades--that of the freedom-hating Left and the sharia-heeding Islamists. If you listen up you can hear them sing this delightful duet:

[Islamists]
If you're ever up a creek, call a sheik.

[Leftists]
If you're ever get "profiled," we'll go wild.

[Islamists] 
If you ever feel so angry at the "Zionists,"
Let's raise our fists!

[BOTH]
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have up and died
Ours'll reign world-wide!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-nyah-nyah-nyah...