Jews Behind All Evil---in Song

The calumnies coming out of Egypt and elsewhere re Jewish maleficence have prompted me to give this one another spin. It's a song from Elders!, my unproduced musical version of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, that tongue-in-cheekily assumes responsibility for all of the ills we're accused of causing (which amounts to most of the ills which befall mankind):

Consider all historical calamity--
The war, the pain, the fear, the insanity,
We like to claim with no trace of vanity
It’s ours, ours, ours!

Seven Years, Hundred Years, ev’ry duration
Of warfare and strife throughout ev’ry nation;
Conduct a little investigation,
It’s ours, ours, ours.

Behind revolutions--the French and the Russian,
Populations we’re fond of crushin’,
Wells that are poisoned and johns that aren’t flushin’
It’s ours, ours, ours!

Wars between States and ‘tween Roses—ours!
The Cold War as everyone knows—ours!
Some wars that we can’t disclose—ours!
It’s ours, ours, ours.

Unrest in southern Albania—ours!
The onset of mania in Spain-ia—ours!
The sinking of the Lusitania—ours!
It’s ours, ours, ours!

Trouble that’s murky and vague—ours!
Civil unrest in The Hague—ours!
A little old thing like The Plague—ours!
It’s ours, ours, ours!

Mumbai terrorist bombings—we plotted for hours.
Silence and subterfuge—part of our powers.
And, frankly, we toppled those big ol’ Twin Towers.
It’s ours, ours, ours!

There’s nothing you can do to please us.
Nothing that will e'er appease us.
And don’t forget, we also killed Jesus.

He was ours, ours, ours!