"Just 14 Easy Steps"

Mark Steyn has a terrific time listing all the "close to hand" household items you need (including a canning jar, playing cards, duct tape, gloves and a scissors) and the steps you must take should one of those power-saving but mercury-laden curly light bulbs break in your home. (H/T FFF)

All in all, it would be easier sending in a Hazmat cleaning crew.