The Shape of TSA Security Theatrics

TSA chief John Pistole says the terrorists are a-comin'. But don't worry--he knows exactly what to do to stop 'em:

He said the TSA plans to introduce a new version of its controversial body imaging scanners. Instead of generating a fuzzy view of a passenger's entire body, the new ones will create a generic image that highlights any suspicious items with a rectangle.

A rectangle, eh? Wow. That is impressive.