Sunday, January 16, 2011

Thanks for the Heads Up, But We Decline to Condescend

I just love the elaborate, demented lingo of Shia totalitarians. It sounds so Darth Vader. Here, for example, is the head of Iran's nuclear racket issuing a dire warning to us all: 
TEHRAN (FNA)- Head of the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran (AEOI) Ali Akbar Salehi reiterated on Sunday that the western countries will be eventually obliged to admit the righteousness and non-diversion of Iran's nuclear activities.
"The western countries always seek to make the world public opinion believe that Iran's nuclear activities are not peaceful, but these countries will one day be obliged to condescend to the righteousness of Iran's nuclear activities," Salehi told reporters...
A fancy way of saying, "Submit or else, kafir." To which the only sane response is the equally succinct: "bite me, Ayatollah breath." We'll "condescend" to your "righteousness" if and when the Ayatollah becomes the newest judge on American Idol. (Can't you see him sitting in between Steven Tyler and JLo? That would be the coolest thing ever.)

Update: Condescend to the righteousness of the Jews' worm, you worm.

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