Here Comes Jackie Cotton Tail, Hoppin' Down the Coalition Trail

A song for the "surging" Socialist, with apologies to Irv and Al:

Look at old Jack Layton
Ignatieff he's deflatin'.
He'll be the biggest winner
In the 'lection charade.
When the voting's over,
He'll be all in clover,
And lead the coaltion
Post-'lection charade.
In the Parliament,
Yes, in Parliament,
All the Socialists'll cheer him
'Cuz their guy Jack'll soon be steerin'.
Oh, he is calculatin',
Determined is Jack Layton
That he will be prevailin'
In the 'lection charade.