Shut Up, You're Disruptin' Trudeaup(ia)

A real show-stopper? You betcha:

I dreamed last night I appeared at the tribunal
And by some chance I had left my "nice" behind.
And there I stood
And I hollered, "Someone save me."
But Canadians paid me no never mind.
And the Kangaroos said, "Shut up,
Shut up you're disruptin' Trudeaup'."
And the Commissars said, "Shut up.
Shut up, you're disruptin' Trudeaup'.
For "diversity" is our God now.
And you must be lulled by its soothing tropes.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up,
Shut up, you're disruptin' Trudeaup'."...