What Are the Odds, Eh?

Harpoon hearts Happy Jack.

In other (non)news, Fatah and Hamas are two of a kind.

Update: Layton sings the NDP theme song:



Update: My version:

Layton's a Socialist.
"Share the wealth," he does insist.
Tax you up the yin yang.
Thinks rich folks all should hang.
Ah, but hope 'n' change in the air--
Will it lead to our despair?
He's a Robin Hood, that's no good:
Taliban Jack...