Colbert's CIC Fans

After reading through a typical raft of articles in the Canadian Islamic Congress's Friday Magazine (two slagging Israel, one slagging the U.S., one slagging the West in general) you come across a video entitled "Norwegian Muslish gunman's Islam-esque atrocity." Alas, it's a link to nowhere.

So what the heck was it?

Why, it's a video of wildly popular faux-newsman Stephen Colbert slagging those who "rushed to judgement" re the Norway shooter. Silly "Islamophobes," they jumped to the conclusion that it was a Muslim. (Now, where would they get such a cockamanie idea?)  Said the high-larious smirker:

Even if there was a rush to judgement, we must not repeat that mistake by rushing to accuracy. Just because the confessed murderer is a blonde, blue-eyed Norwegian born anti-Muslim crusader does not mean that he’s not a swarthy ulalating Middle Eastern madman!

Which is more plausbile: That a non-Muslim did this, or that al-Qaeda has developed Polyjuice Potion?

He's so funny. (Sorry, I can't answer his rhetorical query because I don't know what "Polyjuice Potion" is. Shall I write to sweet Wahida and ask for clarification?)



Update: Guess you can tell I'm not into Harry Potter.