Aw, Yer Mother Wears Army Boots

The taunts of one of the Ayatollah's lackeys reminds me of an old-fashioned schoolyard diss:

TEHRAN - Iranian Majlis speaker Ali Larijani said on Wednesday that the U.S. has started a stupid evil game against Tehran by claiming that Iran had planned to assassinate the Saudi ambassador to Washington.

“The Americans have launched a stupid evil game which is intended to deflect attention from their problems in the region,” Larijani told an open session of the Majlis.

Larijani added that such “cheap” claims are meant to cover up their internal problems, an indirect reference to massive protests in the U.S. which have followed economic problems.

A "stupid, evil game," eh? Well, we're rubber and you're glue, and whatever you say bounces off us and stick to you. Poopy-heads.

Update: This version sounds, if not more diplomatic, then far more high-falutin':