Iran 'Totally Rejects' Abbas's Statehood Bid for Oncological Reasons

From Arab News:

TEHRAN: Iran’s supreme leader rejected the Palestinians’ UN statehood bid on Saturday, saying any deal that accepted the existence of Israel would leave a “cancerous tumor” forever threatening the security of the Middle East.

In that case, one could see Iran's "nuke the Jews" plan as a form of chemotherapy.

A form of evil chemotherapy, that is.

Update: Harpoon Siddiqui, on the other hand, is hot for statehood.