Must-Have "Arab Spring" Fashion Accessory

Libya's new strongman, Mustafa Abdel Jalil, may not have the outré fashion sense of his predecessor, but he does sport an accessory that the late addlepated potentate never wore: one of those permanent forehead scars revealing him to be très devout.

Now, thanks to the NATO lamebrains who helped install him, polygamy, raping your enemies' women and other fetching aspects of Islam's draconian religious law are back in style.



Update: Forehead-icky dude tries to allay kafir fears by saying that Libya's will be a "moderate" from of sharia.