When It Came to Sexy Time, al-Awlaki Decided That Heaven Couldn't Wait

Lest you think Anwar al-Awlaki is getting his first taste of nooky now that he's cavorting with the babes in the afterlife bordello, think again. It seems Anwar didn't wait for his eternal rewards, indulging fully while in his mortal guise:

Perhaps investigators didn’t think an imam who had been charged twice for indulging in prostitution in San Diego, and who had been sentenced to community service and forced to take AIDS awareness courses as a result, could be a committed jihadist.

The FBI had tracked al-Awlaki in the Washington area, where he entertained prostitutes, and they considered arresting him again, but decided against it. By that point, al-Awlaki must have been aware the police were keeping an eye on him.

Not that that prevented the Pentagon from viewing him as a "moderate" imam and, in the weeks following 9/11, "inviting him for lunch as part of an outreach program to American Muslims." How he must have laughed at the infidels, knowing full well that

he was the "spiritual adviser" to three of the Sept. 11 hijackers with whom he had many "closed-door meetings."

"Shahid" al-Awlaki holds a "closed-door meeting" with his own personal virgins