With No Apologies to Woody Guthrie

There once was a union brute
Who wasn't too astute.
He roughed up gals
Who weren't his pals
And was a shmuck to boot.
He hated Zionists,
Loved those who would "resist"
Conservatives and others who were
Eee-vil cap'talists.

Oh, I can't stand him
He's stinkin' up the union,
He's stinkin' up the union,
He's stinkin' up the union.
Oh, I can't stand him
He's stinkin' up the union.
He's stinkin' up the union with his cries.