Hasta La Vista, Kim Jong-Il

My favourite line in the NatPo front pager on the despot's demise:

A tearful television announcer dressed in black said the 69-year-old had died on Saturday of physical and mental over-work on his way to give "field guidance."

And now he'll be planted in the field (rimshot).

Seriously, though, it'll be kinda sad (from a comedy standpoint) that we won't have the tiny tyrant to kick around anymore:

Update: As always in North Korea, there is never a dearth of Kims:

Kim Jong-Il he got ill; now he's done,

So way for his number one son.

He's a brand new oppressor--
"The Great Successor"--

Kim Jong-Un. He'll be second to none.