Saddest Story of the Day--Toronto's 'Gay' Penguins Go Their Separate Ways

Buddy (the slut!) has taken up with a female, and even though the "parting" was reportedly "amicable," Pedro, poor guy, is still trying to come to terms with the split.

We are talking about penguins here, right? Because for a second or two I thought Buddy and Pedro were, you know, humans.

Buddy and Pedro in happier times.