You'd Better Fork Over Lots of Loot, Canadians, Or Else the Polar Bears May Turn Violent

The latest (and I must say a most creative) climate change scare tactic designed to part foolish Canadian from their cash. On par, I'd say, with David Suzuki trying to extort the kiddies by telling them they'd better send him money if they don't want Santa and his whole toy-manufacturing operation to be put out of business by an Arctic thaw. (Don't worry, though--it's really meant "tongue-in-cheek.")