Harvard's Anal Sex Seminar a Big Pain in the Butt (Rimshot)

It's but one of many events taking place during that august institution's "Sex Week." (Essential for undergrads who would otherwise be at a loss in the absence of such instruction/encouragement?)  Roger Kimball has immense fun with the whole thing, including this:

The real pièce de la résistance of tomorrow’s program, however, is undoubtedly “What What (In the Butt): Anal Pleasure 101” which you can experience tomorrow at 4PM, Ticknor Lounge.

Come learn everything about anal sex from the expert, Tristan Taormino, author of two books and director of six sex ed films on the subject! Tristan will dispel myths about anal sex and give you insight into why people do it and how to do it well. She’ll cover a wide variety of topics, including: anal anatomy and the potential for pleasure for men and women; how to talk about it with a partner; basic preparation and hygiene; lubes, anal toys, and safer sex; anal penetration for beginners, and much more! Learn the facts about this exciting yet often misunderstood form of pleasure, find out the common mistakes people make, and get all your questions answered!

Many other important innovative, scholastic, thought-provoking, and interdisciplinary subjects will be bruited later in the week, including “Asexuality and Queering Intimacy,” “Can Porn Be Ethical?,” and, not to be missed, the “8th Annual Female Orgasm Seminar.”

Batteries included, presumably.