A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Human Rights Tribunal

Something appealing, something revealing,
Something hilarious
At Steynamite last night!
Something expressive, something transgressive,
Something hilarious
At Steynamite last night!

Nothing that's Left, nothing that's "nice".
Bring on the venom, invective and spice!

Old Magna Carta,
Now there's that Charta.
The latter don't give real human rights.
Comedy convulsive
At Steynamite last night!

Something fantastic, iconoclastic,
Something hilarious
At Steynamite last night!

Something explosive, something corrosive,
Something hilarious
At Steynamite last night!

No commissars, no Barbara Hall.
Last night's event would shock and appall!

Nothing submissive
Lots that's derisive.
Nothing that's tempered or polite.
Look up on that stage now--
Steynamite last night!

Something outrageous, something contagious,
Something hilarious
At Steynamite last night.
Something audacious, something vexacious,
Something hilarious
At Steynamite last night...

Nothing that's mild,
Nothing de rigueur
And a rendition of "My Sharia Amour."

Stinging chastisements!
Clever advisements!
Thousands who turned out for the fight!
Sun TV and imams!
Subversiveness and jimjams!
Michael Coren's book launch!
Unrepentant Steyn raunch!
Conservatives!
Disturb-atives!
Outspokenness!
Provoken-ness!
Disgust!
Combust!
Rhymes!
Thought crimes!
Balkers!
Gawkers!
Talkers!
Stalkers!
No Muslim Bros, no NDP.
They wouldn't like that cacophony!
Goodness and gladness,
"Human rights" madness.
This time it all turned out all right!
Hilarity pervasive
At Steynamite last night!

Update: Laura Rosen Cohen (henceforth to be affectionately known as "Infidel Whore") has a terrific write up of the evening's procedings.