Just Call Her Hillary Dangerfield 'Cuz She Don't Get No Respect

This was Obama's "humorous" swipe at his Secretary of State at the White House correspondents' do:

"Four years ago, I was in a brutal primary battle with Hillary Clinton," Obama said. "Four years later, she won't stop drunk texting me from Cartagena," a reference to the city where Secret Service agents allegedly consorted with prostitutes.

Quel rib-tickler, eh? Not that I'm such a Hillary fan, but somehow I don't think the woman who's endured the countless dalliances of her horndog hubby and who's served at the whim of this lame-ass POTUS is guffawing over that one.