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James Taranto has collected a whole bunch of Obama-ate-a-dog jokes.



Update: A song that's apropos:

B. Obama ate a dog.
Oh, please don't tell Bo.
And with his dog he had some rice.
Oh, please don't tell Bo.
There's no woof woof here,
No woof woof there.
Here no woof, there no woof,
Cannot a find a woof woof.
B. Obama ate a dog.
Oh, please don't tell Bo.