Wahhabis to Establish "Age of Consent" for Pre-Pubescent Girls to Get Married

It seems that what's at issue isn't the ability of underage moppets to marry their lecherous Humbert Humberts; according to sharia, that's a perfectly acceptable coupling. The sticking point is the precise age at which the young girls can get hitched.

I'm guessing the clerics will sign off on age nine.