Wherein Mark Steyn, Connoisseur of Musical Theatre, Refuses to Shut His Von Trapp

Steynamite! Steynamite!
See you there on the morrow.
Firmly Right, shines a light.
Our belly laughs are Barb's sorrow.
Dare to speak out and you're dubbed a lout,
Dubbed a lout and a "hater."
Steynamite! Steynamite!
Can't wait to be a spectator.