You Want Tits With That?

Maclean's magazine keeps us abreast (sorry!) of the latest trend in eateries:

If you’ve not yet heard of “breastaurants,” gird yourself: they’re about to roll out across Canada. And this new generation of mammary-centric casual dining chains—with their slick thematic formats, man-cave mentality and hyper-friendly female servers schooled in “touchology”—makes Hooters seem downright quaint.

First out of the gate is Tilted Kilt, a Tempe, Ariz.-based “Celtic”-themed sports pub chain whose servers wear tiny tartan tops and micro-mini kilts. Originating in Las Vegas in 2003, the Hooters-Brigadoon hybrid has 60 locations in the U.S. with 15 franchises in development... 

Hooters meets Brigadoon, eh? Well, I guess that has a much better shot at success than, say:

• Hooters meets Fiddler on Roof
• Hooters meets Shrek the Musical
• Hooters meets The Music Man
• Hooters meets Jesus Christ, Superstar

Mind you, a Hooters-Mary Poppins hybrid (called Mary's Poppin'?) might not be such a bad idea.