The Toronto Star Shills for Omar Khadr's Return--In Song

He was only 15,
Only 15,
What on earth could he know?
He was too young to shoot a gun
And have to go to Gitmo.

They'd laugh and they'd plan
In Afghanistan.
An Al Qaeda fam'ly, we know.
But he was too young to shoot a gun
And have to go to Gitmo.

So why won't they bring him home at last?
He never will murder again.
He was a mere child of 15.
He's aged a ton since then.

He was only 15,
Only 15,
With eyes all aglow.
It was sheer chance and circumstance
He ended up at Gitmo...