I Know the Grisly Headline--"Toronto body parts victim was licensed holistic practitioner"--Is Not, I Repeat, Not Funny

So I offer apologies aplenty for the mordant grin that appeared when I read it (my excuse: it reminded me of the famous header "Headless body in topless bar"), and for saying, in a Groucho inflected voice: ""Holistic," was she? Well, not so much anymore..."

My bad.