Sex and the Pervy Jordanian Paralympians

Three Jordanian Paralympians, members of the power-lifting team, won't be able to take part in this year's games. They will be too busy facing a variety of sexual assault charges back home:

Faisal Hammash, 35, faces two counts of causing a child to engage in sexual activity.

Omar Sami Qaradhi, 31, is charged with three counts of sexual assault and one of voyeurism. At least two of the assaults were against children.

Motaz Al-Junadi, 45, faces one charge of sexual assault. All the offences took place between 16 and 20 August.

If there were a Pedophile Paralympics, they'd be shoe-ins for a gold medal.