Stick a Turnip Up Your Wazoo!

Something I was prompted to say to Toronto's loony school board upon reading that it was planning to advise the young 'uns to "experiment" sexually with vegetables.

Hey, maybe they can co-ordinate their efforts with Michelle Obama's "eat healthy" campaign. I can see the PSA slogan now: VEGGIES: GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH; GREAT FOR YOUR SEX LIFE.

Alternate slogan: "Is that a zucchini in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"



Update: Morsi adjusts his "parsnip" in public.