The TDSB Song for Veggie Self-Pleasurers

A you're an artichoke.
B you're a broccoli.
C you're a carrot long and cute.
D you're a dill pickle.
E you are edible.
F you're a "fallic" sort of root.
Gee you look good to me.
H you are so healthy.
I you're inviting--let's go play.
J just about to burst.
K can I kiss you first?
L I like loving you this way.
M,N,O,P
It is so hard to choose one.
Q, R, S, T
Alphabetically speaking, you're so much fun.
U are quite flexible
V you're a vegetable.
W, X, Y, Zed.
I love to wander through
The alphabet with you...
And then I'll take you all to bed.